The time has come, dear friends, to share with you (and, of course, the world) my views and opinions on recent movie releases. I do this not because I want to, but because it has been demanded of me, by a power greater than can be contemplated, a force almost... Holy. I do it because... well, I do it because I have nothing else to do with my time, and I get to see most movies for free and before their cinematic release.
This Summer has seen a fair few Blockbusters already, with the likes of Spider-man 3, Fantastic Four 2, Pirates 3 (where have all the original ideas gone?) and others, with lots more on the way, so I think I may as well throw in my 2 cents worth and have a stab at guiding you good people towards cinema bliss by avoiding all the tripe out there (in that case then, so far it's probably better you sat at home and watched the grass grow than visit your local multiplex).
So sit back and check out whats on offer. You don't have to like what I type, you don't have to even read what I type, but just make sure that you look both ways before crossing the road, and always look out for oncoming traffic.
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